December 2011
27 posts
You know what?
Life…sucks. But then you meet that person who utters the words ‘I need you.’ and suddenly you find a reason to keep on going.
Found this game and WOW →
That Feeling
The saddest person always looks the happiest, because sometimes people do actually feel that way. Sometimes your life feels like it’s caving in on you. Sometimes people really do feel like they don’t want to exist, like they want to just curl up in a ball, and go into that place between life and death. Saying ‘I don’t want to exist’ isn’t saying ‘i want to...
A Meaning of Life, Or Lack There Of
You can’t ever really know the meaning of your life.. and you don’t need to.. just know that your life has a meaning. Every life has a meaning.. whether it lasts one hundred years or one hundred seconds. Every life, and every death, changes the world in its own way.
Gandhi knew this. He knew his life would mean something to someone, somewhere, somehow. And he knew with as much...
Listen
Listen
..What?
JD78: How do you masturbate?
JellyBean123: I take my panties off and rub some Vaseline on my fingers
JD78: Ok, why Vaseline?
JellyBean123: Makes it easier, then I stick a finger in there..
JD78: Nice.. Nice..
JellyBean123: And start moving it around..
JD78: How many fingers have you had in your pussy before?
JellyBean123: Usually 2 fingers. Then I put some Vaseline on my other hand.. and start rubbing my penis
JD78: ..what?
Stupidity: Taking it to a whole new level!
John: They broke up again.
Keith: d(>.
John: Holy shit, how did you get that backwards B?
Keith: It's called D.
Words I Live By
By 23, Gandhi had 3 kids, Mozart 37 symphonies, and Buddy Holly was dead. Everything you do in life will be insignificant, but it’s important you do it, because no one else ever will.
